1
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What way? What way?

2
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Boy, look at the clothes

3
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Oh, yeah.

4
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- I think your tape got eaten.
- Oh, Jesus.

5
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Jesus. That was good.

6
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Yeah. They're great, Creedence.

7
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This thing's brand-new.

8
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- How about the radio?
- Radio doesn't work.

9
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You can't get anything out here.
No entertainment.

10
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Now there's no entertainment.
Damn it!

11
00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,891
Well, guess we just have to
talk to each other, huh?

12
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We talked to each other already.

13
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- Yeah, I know where you're from.
- Hey, hey, hey.

14
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- Wanna see something real scary?
- Sure.

15
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- I love this, okay?
- Yeah, what?

16
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- We're driving, right?
- Yeah.

17
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Imagine not running out of gas.
We have plenty of gas, all right?

18
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

19
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What are those gravel beds up ahead?

20
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They're gonna fly up
and knock out our lights. Uh-oh.

21
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- Hey, come on.
- Blackness. Oh, my goodness.

22
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Why, there could be nuns ahead.
We wouldn't even see them.

23
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Isn't this amazing? Look.

24
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I don't know whether it's too safe...

25
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I used to play chicken
and see how far we could drive...

26
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...without someone going, "Stop."

27
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I don't know, I think you better...

28
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Who's chicken, huh?

29
00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,098
- Is that a bear up there, huh?
- Turn the lights on.

30
00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,723
Huh? Uh-oh. More pebbles.
Oh, my goodness.

31
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It looks like they're out permanently
this time. Ha, ha, ha.

32
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- This is dangerous.
- No, the road's straight.

33
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It's kind of scary.
What is that up ahead?

34
00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,482
Something might come up ahead...

35
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A big, huge squirrel.

36
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Ha, ha, ha. Chicks love that.

37
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- That's scary enough.
- I know, I like it.

38
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- Hey, you like trivia?
- Yeah.

39
00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,124
- Okay, wanna play TV theme songs?
- Sure.

40
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- You know how to play?
- Well...

41
00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,709
I'll hum a theme song.
If you guess it, you get to hum one.

42
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If I guess it, I get to have it back.

43
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- Okay.
- If you get three in a row, you win.

44
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- Okay, I'm good at that.
- Okay? Okay, I'll start.

45
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Wanna hint?

46
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<i>- Sea Hunt.</i>
<i>- Sea Hunt</i>, go.

47
00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,148
All right.

48
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<i>- Perry Mason.</i>
- You got it.

49
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,650
<i>Bonanza.</i> All right.

50
00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:09,867
<i>- Real McCoys.</i>
- No.

51
00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,286
Fred Gwynne was in it

52
00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:13,622
<i>- Beverly Hillbillies.</i>
- No.

53
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<i>- Car 54.</i>
- That's it.

54
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- Thanks for the Fred Gwynne.
- Absolutely.

55
00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,335
How about this one?

56
00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,634
Know it?

57
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<i>Look at that fossil</i>

58
00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,555
<i>It's stuck over there in the tar</i>

59
00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:30,434
<i>Look at that old man
He looks like an old ape</i>

60
00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,766
- What is it?
- I don't know.

61
00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,523
<i>Look at that old bone
It could be worth 3 bucks</i>

62
00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,730
- What is it?
- I don't know.

63
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<i>Look at those two apes
This must be where they live</i>

64
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<i>Look at that city, let's continue to dig</i>

65
00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,151
- What is it?
- I don't know.

66
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It's <i>National Geographic,
National Geographic.</i>

67
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Okay, all right.

68
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- Okay, I got one for you.
- Okay.

69
00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,629
Yes.

70
00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,833
What is it?

71
00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,673
I don't know, but you're doing it great.

72
00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,305
Sounds like it was on CBS.

73
00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,972
I don't know.

74
00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,897
- Give me a hint.
- Book him, Danno.

75
00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,399
- Book him, Danno.
- Book him, Danno. Book him.

76
00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,311
One more hint.
What was its locale?

77
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,979
- Surfboards.
- Locale.

78
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An island in the Pacific Ocean

79
00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,362
<i>- Gilligan's Island.</i>
- With Jack Lord

80
00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,743
<i>- Hawaii Five-O.</i>
- Yes.

81
00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,699
Oh, Jesus, I thought I was good at this.

82
00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,658
Did you ever watch The Twilight Zone?

83
00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,962
Oh, God. Remember the Twilight Zone
with Burgess Meredith?

84
00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,092
Remember? He loved to read.

85
00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,595
And there was a nuclear war
and he had no friends.

86
00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,756
- He's in the library...
- Oh, with the glasses.

87
00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,175
Yes. He was the last man,
he broke his glasses.

88
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,593
- Yeah.
- Freaked me out.

89
00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,014
When I was 7, I bought another pair
just in case that would happen.

90
00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,977
Oh, those shows. They were so good.

91
00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,188
- They were so scary.
- Yeah, they were great.

92
00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,353
Remember
where the guy had the stopwatch?

93
00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,444
Somebody gave him a stopwatch,
he was this real obnoxious guy.

94
00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,278
He took the stopwatch, he hit it.

95
00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,615
- Everybody else in time froze but him.
- That's an Outer Limits.

96
00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,530
- That was a Zone.
- That's Outer Limits.

97
00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,948
That was a Zone.

98
00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,834
They had one about mannequins
that turned into humans.

99
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,995
They were allowed to go out
for two weeks.

100
00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,038
One came back and
it was over two weeks.

101
00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,378
The other mannequins
turned her into plastic.

102
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- Boy, they were scary. They were great.
- I loved it.

103
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Hey.

104
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- You wanna see something really scary?
- You bet.

105
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- Really?
- Yeah.

106
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Okay, this is really, really scary, now.

107
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I trust you.

108
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Okay, pull the car over.

109
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Pull the car over? Oh.

110
00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,354
- You wanna see?
- Show me while I driving.

111
00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,648
I can't.
It'll only take a couple of seconds.

112
00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,533
- All right, two seconds, okay?
- Okay.

113
00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:52,943
- What is it?
- Pull it over.

114
00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,486
- I'll Show you.
- All right.

115
00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:04,793
Okay.

116
00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,670
Scare me.

117
00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,836
- Are you ready?
- Okay, go ahead.

118
00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,639
What are you doing?

119
00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:38,369
<i>You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.</i>

120
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,911
<i>Beyond it is another dimension.</i>

121
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,291
<i>A dimension of sound.</i>

122
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,874
<i>A dimension of sight.</i>

123
00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,838
<i>A dimension of mind.</i>

124
00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,845
<i>You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance...</i>

125
00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,173
<i>...of things and ideas.</i>

126
00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:00,515
<i>You've just crossed over
into the Twilight Zone.</i>

127
00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:20,455
<i>You're about to meet an angry man,
Mr. William Conner...</i>

128
00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:24,994
<i>...who carries on his shoulder
a chip the size of the national debt.</i>

129
00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,004
<i>This is a sour man, a lonely man...</i>

130
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:32,589
<i>...who's tired of waiting for the breaks
that come to others but never to him.</i>

131
00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,469
<i>Mr. William Connor...</i>

132
00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:38,382
<i>...whose own blind hatred
is about to catapult him...</i>

133
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:42,599
<i>...into the darkest corner
of the Twilight Zone.</i>

134
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,183
Hey. Hey.

135
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,223
Bill.

136
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,190
- How you doing?
- I'm okay.

137
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,608
I can't stay long.

138
00:08:56,786 --> 00:09:00,245
My wife's relatives from Florida
are coming over for dinner. Great, huh?

139
00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,452
Hey, girl. Another beer over here.

140
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,616
Bill, you look kind of cranky this evening.

141
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,453
Yeah, I'm pissed, all right.

142
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,204
Uh-oh.

143
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,374
- Remember the guy Goldman?
- You didn't get promoted?

144
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,387
They gave it to that Jew bastard.

145
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,977
Why don't you come over here
and cheer me up? I need it.

146
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,387
Just drink your beer.

147
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,651
What about you?
You wanna cheer me up?

148
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,527
Don't touch me.

149
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,272
"Don't touch me." Okay.

150
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,815
I think she likes you, Bill.

151
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,824
I can't believe it, you know. I can't.

152
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:46,037
- Bill, drink your beer. Relax.
- What do you mean, "relax"?

153
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,703
They give Goldman my promotion,
you tell me to relax?

154
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,837
You know what that
would have meant to me?

155
00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,795
An extra $6000 a year that I'd earn.

156
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,044
You know them kikes.

157
00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:59,174
They get more money. You know that.

158
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,010
How long has Goldman been there?

159
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:04,017
So, what if he's been there
longer than me? So what?

160
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,349
I'm better.
I worked hard for that promotion.

161
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,979
They give it to some Jew.

162
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:12,108
I mean, what else do the hell they want?
They own everything as it is.

163
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,986
Come on, Bill,
the Jews don't own everything.

164
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,988
The Arabs won't let them.

165
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,194
Arabs, what the hell is that?
Just a nigger wrapped up in a sheet.

166
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,119
- He's on a roll now.
- I'm gonna tell you something.

167
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:31,203
What's the matter with this country?
It's getting tougher to earn a living.

168
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,964
And you know why? I'll tell you why.

169
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,545
Because of the Jews...

170
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:38,050
...because of the blacks,
because of the Orientals.

171
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,383
- You're ranting.
- Yeah, I'm ranting, why not?

172
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,299
Who owns my house? Jap bank.
I'll tell you something else.

173
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,219
Niggers live not more
than six blocks from my house. Six blocks.

174
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,888
Excuse me, mister.

175
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:51,898
Have you got a problem?

176
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:54,688
Yeah, I got a lot of problems.

177
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:59,402
Look, I really don't care
what you gentlemen think...

178
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,863
...as long as we don't have to listen to it.

179
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,618
It's okay, no problem.

180
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,747
My friend's a little upset, that's all.
He got some bad news today.

181
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,953
Yeah.

182
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,007
- You trying to get us killed?
- I just finished telling you...

183
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,094
...that some Jew got my job.
Niggers live in my neighborhood.

184
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,601
You embarrassed? You wanna leave?
You want me to hold it down, what?

185
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,057
- Just...
- Don't give me that.

186
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,643
I'm gonna tell you something.
I love this country...

187
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,275
...and I fought for it in Korea.

188
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,187
- And my country paid me to kill gooks.
- Hey, hey.

189
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,115
But those same gooks
now own my house.

190
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,945
I needed that job.

191
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,531
I really needed that promotion.

192
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,998
I was counting on the extra money.
I don't understand, the Jews are rich.

193
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,630
What the hell do they want
with my job anyway?

194
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,588
Hey, Bill, I know Goldman.
You can't exactly call him rich.

195
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,462
You don't understand
what I'm talking about, do you?

196
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:08,055
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm better than a Jew.

197
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,185
I'm better
than some African spear-chucker.

198
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,768
I'm better than some gook,
because I'm an American.

199
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,933
I'm an American.
Does that mean anything?

200
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,647
- Hold it down, huh?
- No, you hold it down.

201
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:23,486
- How about "please, hold it down"?
- How about please, hold this?

202
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,657
- Hey, Bill, wait a minute.
- Oh, for...

203
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,571
Bill.

204
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,457
Yeah, I'm real sorry about your boy, man.

205
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,846
Ha, what? Ha, ha, ha.

206
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:37,973
Huh?

207
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,892
Wait a minute.

208
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,402
Hey.

209
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,153
Hey, that's my wallet.
Hold it, that's my wallet.

210
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,252
That's a credit card, for Christ's sake.

211
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:07,469
Now, look, that's my license,
that's my wallet, that's my credit card.

212
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,628
Huh?

213
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,266
Hey, guys, give me a break, huh?

214
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,858
Wait a minute. Hey, wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!

215
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,937
- Halt.
- Halt.

216
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,105
Halt.

217
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,893
Lady...

218
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,483
...help me, please.

219
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,577
I've been... I've been shot.

220
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,868
I don't know where I am.
I need some...

221
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,455
Can you help me, lady?
Look, this here, they...

222
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,165
I've been shot at.

223
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,205
I don't...

224
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,624
I don't know what's happening to me.

225
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,889
Please, lady. Shh.

226
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,397
They were the ones that shot me.

227
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,553
No, no.

228
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,936
No, no. no!

229
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,100
No.

230
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:35,812
No, no.

231
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,194
No, no, no.

232
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,987
No! No, look...!

233
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,298
We got you now, nigger.

234
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,903
This nigger's got a gold watch.

235
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,356
You stole this, didn't you, boy?

236
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,366
Where am I?

237
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,912
I didn't do anything.
What are you doing to me?

238
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,074
Hang the coon son of a bitch.

239
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,409
Are you crazy?

240
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,077
You're insane. You're all crazy.

241
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,916
You're insane...

242
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,920
- Burn that nigger.
- What the hell's wrong with you?

243
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,803
- Okay, look out.
- I didn't do anything wrong.

244
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,178
What are you doing to me?

245
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,010
- Shut up, nigger.
- I'm a white man.

246
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,676
What the hell's the matter with you?
I'm white.

247
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,946
The nigger's getting away.

248
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,466
This way, boys.

249
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,700
Charlie's out there, man. I know it.

250
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,961
Be cool, man.
Don't get your nuts in a bunch.

251
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,835
He's right, man. Something's moving.

252
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,967
Yeah, I don't want no VC
up my ass, man.

253
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,513
Hey.

254
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,933
- Hey.
- Shut up.

255
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,307
Hey. I'm an American.

256
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,601
I'm an American. Help me.

257
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,279
Hey. No.

258
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,214
I told you guys we shouldn't have
shot Lieutenant Neiderneyer.

259
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,173
Shh.

260
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,940
Oh, oh.

261
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,532
Oh, God.

262
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,031
Oh, God.

263
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,492
Oh, no.

264
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,585
Oh, no.

265
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,292
No, no, no.

266
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,877
Halt!

267
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:43,062
Hey, take it easy, will you?
One of your men just shot me in the leg.

268
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,441
Take it easy there, will you?
Where are you taking me?

269
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,317
Huh?

270
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,275
Look, I want to speak
to a commanding officer.

271
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:55,199
I demand to speak
to the commanding officer, you hear me?

272
00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:59,533
I demand to speak
to the commanding officer.

273
00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,553
No, no. No.

274
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:22,561
No! No! No! No! Stop. No!

275
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,714
Ray?

276
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:04,557
Ray. Ray! Larry.

277
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:08,314
It's me. Larry. Larry!

278
00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,976
Larry, help. Ray, it's me.

279
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:14,566
Hey, Larry. Ray, it's me.

280
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,730
Ray, help. Larry.

281
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,360
Ray. It's me, it's me.

282
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,495
It's me, it's me.

283
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:26,623
Help! Ray, help.

284
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:31,334
It's me. Ray. Ray, help.

285
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:36,297
It's me. It's me. It's me.

286
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,933
<i>It is sometimes said...</i>

287
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,642
<i>...that where there is no hope,
there is no life.</i>

288
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,102
<i>Case in point:</i>

289
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:55,861
<i>The residents of Sunnyvale Rest Home,
where hope is just a memory.</i>

290
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:59,031
<i>But hope just checked in to Sunnyvale...</i>

291
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,533
<i>...disguised as an elderly optimist...</i>

292
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:06,368
<i>...who carries his magic
in a shiny tin can.</i>

293
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:11,127
Vitamin A is for the scalp,
the hair, vision and teeth.

294
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:16,666
Vitamin B is for the, uh, hair
and mucous membrane.

295
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,462
Vitamin C is for the circulatory system.

296
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,505
Very important for that part.

297
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:27,427
And let's not forget calcium
for good strong bones and teeth.

298
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,311
Before we get to that, though...

299
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:33,019
...I always recommend
a little lemon juice in the diet.

300
00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:38,029
- Yes, I take lemon juice, yeah.
- Good diet, healthy senior citizens.

301
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,906
Now to E. This is an important one.

302
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:44,239
If you've enjoyed healthy sex
throughout your life...

303
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:49,700
...there's no reason why you can't
continue to enjoy well into your 80's.

304
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:53,120
- What about the men, though?
- I have some special exercises for you.

305
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,459
- That's Leo Conroy.
- You can do in your chairs.

306
00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,418
That's his kid. He's in real estate.

307
00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,506
Well, the first, lean down over your lap.

308
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,965
That's right.

309
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:05,097
Arms hanging loosely. Good.

310
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:08,851
Now roll your spine up. Good.

311
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:18,061
You said maybe this week
I could come visit.

312
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,444
Come visit.

313
00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,779
I wish you could, Pop,
but it's bad timing this week.

314
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,114
We really have to be going now.

315
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:30,869
- I understand.
- Maybe next week, Pop.

316
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,300
We're gonna be late for the game.
Jeff has to...

317
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,975
Bye-bye, Pop.

318
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,730
So long.

319
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:15,167
Every second Saturday he carries
those cases down to his kid's car.

320
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,876
And every second Saturday...

321
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,664
...he carries them back upstairs again
and unpacks.

322
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,833
Stretch. Breathe.

323
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,383
<i>The answer is, "It's been
nicknamed 'Scourge of the Sons of Han'...</i>

324
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,346
<i>...because of perennial flooding."</i>

325
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,886
Don't say it, Agee. I'm thinking.

326
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:37,064
What is the Yellow River?

327
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,690
Those damn kids.

328
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,524
They've been told not to play around here.
Old people need their rest.

329
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:46,362
But they're just playing, Mr. Conroy.
No harm done.

330
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:49,448
I wish I could go out there
and play with them.

331
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,828
Why don't you, Mrs. Dempsey?

332
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:55,788
Because, Mr. Bloom...

333
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,291
...she is old.

334
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:03,670
You're never too old to play, Mr. Conroy.

335
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:07,212
You see, when I rest, I rust.

336
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,926
Is this your first time
in an old-age home, Bloom?

337
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:13,718
No, actually, Mr. Conroy,
I've been in six or eight of them.

338
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,558
Tell me, Mrs. Dempsey...

339
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:20,100
...if you could go out there
and play with those children tonight...

340
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,859
...what would you want to play?

341
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:25,897
Well, I used to love all kinds of games,
especially jacks.

342
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:29,032
I used to be elementary-school
jack champion.

343
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:33,070
<i>"He and his '500 hats'
lived in the kingdom of Didd."</i>

344
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:34,738
Don't say it, Agee. I'm thinking.

345
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:40,332
But if I could tell my body
now what to do, I would dance.

346
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,340
- Bartholomew Cubbins.
- Einstein.

347
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,499
<i>Who is Bartholomew Cubbins?</i>

348
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:46,667
<i>Good for you.</i>

349
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,086
<i>Bartholomew Cubbins.
And you have $140 now.</i>

350
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:52,097
I would be honored if you would
dance with me, Mrs. Dempsey.

351
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:55,100
I would love... Oh, oh, my back.

352
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,977
I would like to run again.

353
00:30:57,147 --> 00:31:01,436
Paul, this is Amadeus.
Remember how to use him?

354
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:04,352
Oh, what I wouldn't give
just to be hitting puberty again.

355
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,519
Oh, oh.

356
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,813
Remember this, Mrs. Dempsey?

357
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:11,200
<i>Not last night, but the night before</i>

358
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,113
<i>Twenty-four robbers
Came knocking at my door</i>

359
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:19,909
<i>- As I ran out, they ran in
- As I ran out, they ran in</i>

360
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:23,455
<i>- And this is what they said to me
- And this is what they said to me</i>

361
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:25,589
Stop.

362
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,294
You've had a full life, sweetheart.
Don't go sloppy on me now.

363
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,303
And put on the shoes, huh?

364
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,340
A good Jew only goes barefoot
when someone has died.

365
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:37,510
- I'm not that kind of Jew.
- Well, I am, put them on.

366
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:41,225
Mr. Weinstein,
what were you like as a boy?

367
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,314
Oh, I loved to climb, anything.
Like a cat, I could climb.

368
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:48,980
- I always wanted to be Douglas Fairbanks.
- Oh, you still do, Mr. Agee.

369
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,864
I broke more bed springs and bones...

370
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,992
...by jumping from my dresser to the bed
and out the window.

371
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,866
Me, I like being old.

372
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,782
My son has promised
to have me frozen.

373
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,292
You're already frozen, Popsicle-head.

374
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,756
And what about you, Mr. Bloom?
What did you play?

375
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:13,258
- My game was kick the can.
- Oh, that was a boys' game.

376
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:16,515
- My late husband, Jack Dempsey...
- Not the fighter?

377
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:18,767
Oh, oh, not the fighter, not the fighter.

378
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:23,056
Jack Dempsey was the most gentle man
who ever walked on the earth.

379
00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,190
Jack Dempsey loved that game.

380
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,945
- He absolutely loved...
- Oh, what is the point of all this talk?

381
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,527
Why are you dredging all this up?
It isn't healthy.

382
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:36,695
<i>Birdie with the yellow bill
Hopped upon my windowsill</i>

383
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:39,204
<i>- Cocked his eye and said:
- Cocked his eye and said:</i>

384
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,207
<i>- Ain't you shamed, sleepyhead?
- Ain't you shamed, sleepyhead?</i>

385
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,915
- Marbles, now there was a game, huh?
- Yeah.

386
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:50,128
Life was so simple and gentle
when I was a little girl.

387
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,168
People took care of me.

388
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,463
But they take care of you here.

389
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,551
Miss Cox takes great care of you.

390
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,888
Doesn't let you do a thing.

391
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,847
Oh...

392
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:05,060
But I had lots of friends and toys.

393
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,474
- Toys, you want toys?
- Mm-hm. Toys.

394
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,519
Why, they have toys here
to last you the rest of your life.

395
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:12,062
- I love toys.
- And friends?

396
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,526
Oh, yes, friends.

397
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,909
Why, Mr. Bloom here
is trying to make friends.

398
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,866
Trying to stir them all up,
aren't you, Bloom?

399
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:26,711
That day we stop playing
is the day we start getting old.

400
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,213
Started watching the clock.

401
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:33,592
Waiting for the days to hurry up and end.

402
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,719
Counting the years.

403
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,505
We always had something
to look forward to.

404
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:38,672
Right.

405
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:43,594
Another dawn, another day,
another summer.

406
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,685
Another game of kick the can.

407
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,400
Oh, ha, ha, ha.

408
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,935
Kick the can.

409
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,570
- So who's playing?
- What?

410
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,706
Starting up a game of kick the can.
Who's playing?

411
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:06,458
Bloom...

412
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,963
...when was the last time you fell down
and couldn't get up by yourself, huh?

413
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:15,046
How dare you ask them to go out
and risk the little bit of life they have left?

414
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:18,338
Life is risk, Mr. Conroy.

415
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:23,760
I'm not asking anybody to do anything
that I'm not willing to do.

416
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,268
Well, I agree with that.

417
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,105
Maybe if we played kick the can...

418
00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,857
Oh, oh.

419
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:34,145
...we'd get a little hold of that magic
we all been missing.

420
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,653
You're right.

421
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,485
A little hold on youth.

422
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,401
Look, their bones are old
and will break if they try to run.

423
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,616
Their hearts are old, their lungs are old.

424
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,407
Oh, Miss Cox would never allow us
to go out there and play, Mr. Bloom.

425
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,496
It's against the rules.

426
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:53,669
- Rules? Did rules ever stop a child?
- No.

427
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:57,631
You gonna let rules stop you
from the chance of being young again?

428
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,466
Oh, no, no, no. No, I don't think so.

429
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:06,845
You see, this old man
still has a little magic left in him.

430
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,430
And if you believe...

431
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,818
...I can promise to make you all
feel like children again.

432
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,021
You're making promises they can't keep.

433
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:22,067
- Mrs. Dempsey, I wanna see you dance.
- Oh, I'd love that.

434
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,488
And I wanna see you climb,
Mr. Weinstein.

435
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,906
Like a catsel I'll climb.

436
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,325
We'll break the rules.

437
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:34,371
What can they take away from us
we haven't already lost?

438
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,711
When were you thinking of playing,
Mr. Bloom?

439
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:41,550
Tonight, tonight, tonight.

440
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:44,385
Don't bother to wake me up.

441
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,748
It's time.

442
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:21,009
It's time.

443
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,680
It smells like midnight, as I recall.

444
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,935
I feel <i>vee ahn alter nahr.</i>

445
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:55,086
One, two, three, four, five, six...

446
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:58,623
...seven, eight, nine, ten.

447
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,467
- I see you, Agee.
- Tallyho.

448
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,602
Tallyho.

449
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,316
Mr. Bloom is <i>anucha mole.</i>

450
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,820
- Oh, I think Mr. Bloom kicked the can.
- Paul kicked the can.

451
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:25,654
- Mr. Bloom is it.
- Mr. Bloom is it again.

452
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,159
I'm it again, I'm it again.

453
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:33,495
Olly, olly oxen free. Olly, olly oxen free.

454
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,750
- Olly, olly oxen free.
- Olly, olly oxen free.

455
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,002
Olly, olly oxen free.

456
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,165
- Olly, olly oxen free.
- Olly, olly oxen free.

457
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,958
Damn kids.

458
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,423
Olly, oxen free. Olly, oxen free.

459
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:50,012
Olly, olly oxen... Oh, my God.

460
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:57,856
- Gladys?
- Is that you, Harry?

461
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,438
Such a little <i>measkite.</i>

462
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,070
Oh, Look how short I am.

463
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,776
Play, play. You wanted to play, go play.

464
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:09,284
Beware the thrust of my steel.

465
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:17,539
A-ha, a-ha! Beware of the Black Pirate.

466
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:21,046
Parry, repent. Parry, repent.

467
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,550
<i>Birdie with a yellow bill
- Birdie with a yellow bill</i>

468
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,636
<i>- Hopped upon my windowsill
- Hopped upon my windowsill</i>

469
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,893
<i>- Cocked his shiny eye and said:
- Cocked his shiny eye and said:</i>

470
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:38,431
<i>-"Ain't you ashamed, you sleepyhead?"
-"Ain't you ashamed, you sleepyhead?"</i>

471
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:44,987
- I'll be the boy and I'll catch you.
- No, Mr. Agee, you stay away.

472
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,568
- Not now.
- No, Mr. Agee.

473
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,232
I love your scent.
It's like everlasting youth.

474
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,615
I'm going to scream
to the whole world.

475
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,405
Agee, get away from my wife.

476
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,796
Charge.

477
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:07,255
<i>Not last night, but the night before</i>

478
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,762
<i>Twenty-four robbers
Came knocking at my door</i>

479
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:14,015
<i>As I ran out, they ran in</i>

480
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,267
May I have your dance?

481
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:41,126
Sir, I don't wish to appear ungrateful...

482
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,128
...but why didn't you come too?

483
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:48,963
I found out long, long time ago...

484
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:52,880
...I wanted to be my own true age...

485
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:56,391
...and try and keep a young mind.

486
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,802
Your wish has come true.

487
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:01,312
You're children again.

488
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:06,272
- You've got your whole life before you.
- But my life was hard.

489
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,937
I had a swell life.

490
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,483
I could do 60 years standing on my head.

491
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:14,738
I'm cold.

492
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:19,282
Where are we going to spend the night?
Who's gonna take care of us?

493
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,583
No problem for us.

494
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,336
We'll just knock
on our son's door and say:

495
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:28,339
"Let us in, Murray. We're your parents."

496
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,341
Now, wait a minute.

497
00:40:30,511 --> 00:40:32,468
Let's think this over.

498
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:35,222
I mean,
we're talking about being young again.

499
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:38,133
We're talking about sex.

500
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:43,773
But Jack Dempsey isn't here.
I'll never meet him.

501
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,182
My ring.

502
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,693
My wedding ring. It fell off.

503
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,365
Oh, please.
I didn't ask to be young again.

504
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:56,777
All I wanted to do is dance.

505
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,788
I can be old and dance.

506
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,496
I'm not going to school again.

507
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:08,171
I remember the night
when my father died.

508
00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:12,505
We laid him out
and sent all the children outside.

509
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:16,047
I saw Halley's comet fly over.

510
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:20,468
I don't wanna lose all the people
that I loved again.

511
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:24,054
I was too young to see Halley's comet.

512
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:27,566
I was going to see it
when I was 80 years old.

513
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:32,779
Well, that's only two birthdays away,
Mrs. Dempsey.

514
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:37,819
Would you like to see it at 8 or 80?

515
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,822
80.

516
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,583
Thank you.

517
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:59,803
Well, you can always go inside
and go back to bed.

518
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:06,180
Maybe if you old folks
had a little of that magic still left in you...

519
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:12,068
...you could wake up
back in your old nice bodies...

520
00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:18,609
...but with fresh young minds.

521
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,278
Fresh young minds.

522
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,621
Young minds.

523
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,662
Fresh young minds.

524
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:30,045
- Fresh young minds.
- Yeah.

525
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,050
Harry, wait.

526
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:43,933
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I like being young.

527
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:04,162
Popsicle-head.

528
00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,456
There are kids in the beds.

529
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,456
There are kids in the beds.

530
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,425
- There are kids here.
- Kids, kids, kids.

531
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:21,633
Kids.

532
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,308
Yeah. Yeah.

533
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:26,934
What are you talking about?

534
00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:30,143
- There were kids in the beds.
- Kids in the beds.

535
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,479
Well, they, uh...

536
00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,611
There were kids in the beds.

537
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:44,236
Good evening, Miss Cox.

538
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,529
Well, they're old now.

539
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,079
Tallyho.

540
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,172
Welcome to Sherwood, milady.

541
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,834
What, Sir Guy? No greetings from you?

542
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:01,423
What are you doing in here,
you little ragamuffin?

543
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,053
How dare you come in here...

544
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:06,762
...at this hour of the night
and frighten these people?

545
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,361
Please...

546
00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:22,486
...take me with you.

547
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,238
I wanna go too.

548
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,871
You can't come with me, Leo.

549
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,083
You'll have to stay with yourself.

550
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:41,919
There's a destiny that shapes our ends,
rough-hewn though it may be.

551
00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,887
I'm sorry.

552
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:49,351
Well, let's away.

553
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,181
But I'm...

554
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,771
I'm ready now.

555
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,440
I'm ready.

556
00:44:56,611 --> 00:45:01,947
It's wonderful being young again.
Beware the thrust of my steel.

557
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,948
Tallyho.

558
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:06,743
Watch out.

559
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:01,918
He'll get it.

560
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:07,296
Bring them in.
We'll put the tomatoes on the fence.

561
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,680
Today, we go to the lake.

562
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:13,434
We've been saying for years
that we'd go and see that lake.

563
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,265
Let's ask Murray to come along.

564
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,306
Let's ask Mr. Conroy.
He could bring his grandchild.

565
00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:21,602
- Children love water.
- Mr. Agee? Mr. Agee?

566
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:26,194
Has anyone seen Mr. Agee? Hannah?

567
00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,701
<i>While you're sittin' around mopin'</i>

568
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,494
<i>Sittin' around mopin'</i>

569
00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,913
<i>Just listen to me</i>

570
00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:45,049
<i>I'm sure that you will agree</i>

571
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,802
<i>Age means nothing to me</i>

572
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:10,867
- Mr. Bloom?
- In person.

573
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:14,405
Oh, how wonderful.
We were expecting you.

574
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:19,827
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen,
our new guest has arrived.

575
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,931
<i>Portrait of a woman in transit.</i>

576
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,267
<i>Helen Foley. Age: 27.</i>

577
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,899
<i>Occupation: schoolteacher.</i>

578
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:47,814
<i>Up until now, the pattern of her life
has been one of unrelenting sameness...</i>

579
00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,153
<i>...waiting for something
different to happen.</i>

580
00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:56,913
<i>Helen Foley doesn't know it yet,
but her waiting has just ended.</i>

581
00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:01,285
Okay, I give up. Where am I?

582
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:02,793
Well, you're not lost.

583
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:06,877
It looks like you missed a turnoff
at Cliffordville. Right there.

584
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,633
Yeah, okay.

585
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,340
Half a mile down is a gas station.
That's Beaumont.

586
00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:14,757
You hang a left, go four blocks.
The highway cuts in front of it.

587
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:16,140
Now, you'll probably get...

588
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,768
Hey, kid. Easy on the machinery.

589
00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,478
It doesn't work right.

590
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:27,235
Kid, I don't build the games.
I just keep the quarters.

591
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,488
Why don't you stick another quarter in?
Maybe it'll work better.

592
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,399
The highway splits outside of town.
It goes off...

593
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,443
<i><i>His Uppercut misses, then a right...</i>

594
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:38,074
Walter, the kid is screwing up the TV.

595
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,662
- Hey, it's his quarter. The TV's free.
- Yeah? I got 20 bucks on this.

596
00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,668
Lots of luck.

597
00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:48,669
So where you headed?

598
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:52,969
- Hey, Willoughby.
- Nice town.

599
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:56,848
- You got a job set up there or what?
- No, not really.

600
00:48:57,017 --> 00:48:59,179
- Where you from?
- Homewood.

601
00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,011
- Mm. Nice town.
- If you say so.

602
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,850
Hello? Yeah.

603
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:07,187
Hey, Walter. It's your wife.

604
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,519
Your wife.

605
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,854
Thanks.

606
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:14,194
It's not a damaging punch.</i>

607
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,657
<i><i>Cannot hurt him. There's a left hand--</i>

608
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,948
<i>And Bradley...</i>

609
00:49:22,126 --> 00:49:23,742
- Okay.
- Hey, hey, Charlie.

610
00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,751
Hey, come on, man, take it easy.

611
00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,662
Take it easy.

612
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,706
That's it.

613
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,341
That's enough.

614
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,712
What's going on here?

615
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:38,635
Hey, what happened?

616
00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:46,811
Hey, look, I don't know what happened,
lady, but whatever happened, I'm sorry.

617
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:52,320
- Yes, well, here.
- Hey, uh, forget about the sandwich.

618
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,606
- No charge.
- Terrific.

619
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,566
Nice town.

620
00:49:57,745 --> 00:50:01,363
- That was real good.
- Thanks a lot, guys.

621
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,800
Oh, shit.

622
00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,933
Oh, my God.

623
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:24,764
- Oh, are you all right?
- Yeah.

624
00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:26,600
Yeah, are you sure?

625
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,685
Here, let me see.

626
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,975
Ouch.

627
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:35,939
Oh, no. Look at that.

628
00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:38,403
I'll give you some money.
Can you get it fixed?

629
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:39,908
Yeah.

630
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:44,614
- Could you maybe give me a ride home?
- Yeah, sure.

631
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:52,168
Oh, you live all the way out here.

632
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:56,501
I'll bet your parents
are worried about you.

633
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:59,421
- Not really.
- No?

634
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:03,091
Today's my birthday.
They don't even care about that.

635
00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:07,304
Really?

636
00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:11,270
Wow, what a crummy birthday.

637
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,683
It's okay.

638
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,727
I made a friend.

639
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,776
Me too.

640
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,320
I'm Anthony.

641
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,824
Helen Foley.

642
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:27,161
- I'm very glad to meet you, Helen.
- Thank you.

643
00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,861
- What a lovely house.
- You like it?

644
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:04,369
Yeah, it's really peaceful
out here by itself.

645
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,324
Come on in.

646
00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,733
Hello? It's me.

647
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,864
- Hi, Anthony.
- Hi.

648
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:44,241
- Well, well, well.
- Hello.

649
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,823
- Anthony's home.
- Look at this.

650
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,489
- How do you do?
- This is Helen.

651
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,999
Is that right?
Helen, delighted to meet you.

652
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,501
- Any friend of Anthony's...
- Hello.

653
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,084
This is Uncle Walt and my sister, Ethel.

654
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,498
- How do you do?
- Well, now.

655
00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:03,587
- Did I hear Anthony come in?
- Yes, there he is.

656
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:05,095
This is my mother and father.

657
00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:06,255
- Hello.
- Hello.

658
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:07,798
- This is Helen.
- Helen Foley.

659
00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:11,435
- Oh, Helen, delighted.
- It's a pleasure to meet you, Helen.

660
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,437
- She gave me a ride home.
- Did she?

661
00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,349
- You don't mean it.
- Oh, very generous of you.

662
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:19,189
Yes, well, I'm afraid
we had a little accident.

663
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,612
- Accident?
- An accident?

664
00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:24,695
Yes, I knocked Anthony down
while he was riding his bicycle.

665
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:28,953
- Did you?
- You knocked him down?

666
00:53:29,456 --> 00:53:30,821
Yes.

667
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:36,415
Well, doesn't look like
there was any harm done.

668
00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:38,420
No, sir. Anthony's fine.

669
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,627
Oh, yes. Anthony's fine.

670
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:42,462
Can Helen stay for supper, mother?

671
00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:44,798
- I just left my car...
- What a wonderful idea.

672
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,134
- Of course she can.
- Of course.

673
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:53,470
- Well, that would be lovely.
- Can we eat right now?

674
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,763
- Oh, yes.
- Sure, why not?

675
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,773
Why not? We can eat anytime we want.

676
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,229
May I wash my hands?

677
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,361
- Right this way.
- You may leave this.

678
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:05,944
- All right.
- And I'll help you with your sweater.

679
00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,825
Thank you.

680
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,862
See you in a little while.

681
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,755
Mind the step.

682
00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,541
Anthony.

683
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:10,884
Anthony?

684
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:17,053
Anthony?

685
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,432
Ah, the beach.

686
00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:24,693
Ah, I used to love the beach.

687
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,987
Mmm.

688
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,364
Give me a light
and you can have a cigarette.

689
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:31,697
Give me a cigarette
then you can have a light.

690
00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:34,828
- It doesn't work that way.
- Don't tell me how it works.

691
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,238
Where is that mirror?

692
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:40,034
You two shouldn't be smoking
anyway. You know he hates smoking.

693
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,930
Hello?

694
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,276
That's Sara, my other sister.

695
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:09,279
She was in an accident.

696
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:24,954
Here I come.

697
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:30,293
I always like to let them know
when I'm coming.

698
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,383
We're ready to eat now.

699
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,468
- Wonderful.
- Oh, great, I'm starving.

700
00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:38,350
- Boy, am I hungry.
- Me too, me too.

701
00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,938
Uh, well, let's get started.

702
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,649
I bet Anthony is really hungry, eh?

703
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,484
Come on. All right, here we go.

704
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,861
Oh, here's your sweater, dear.

705
00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:58,496
Well, now. You know, we are so happy
that you could eat with us.

706
00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,828
You know, Anthony is so thoughtful
about things like that.

707
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:04,164
Would you like to sit beside me?

708
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,838
- Maybe your mother would...
- Oh, no, no, no.

709
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,340
You see, I'm going to have
to be fixing supper.

710
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,966
Yes, that's right.

711
00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:14,128
You sit right next to Anthony.

712
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,593
Oh, that's fine. Just fine.

713
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:19,976
- All right, all right.
- Very good, yes.

714
00:57:27,402 --> 00:57:28,642
<i><i>Now you listen to me.</i>

715
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:31,653
<i>Don't you dare
bring one more thing into this house.</i>

716
00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:34,155
<i>Do you hear me? One more thing.</i>

717
00:57:34,326 --> 00:57:38,285
<i>Not one solitary single thing.</i>

718
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,821
<i>A mouse.</i>

719
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:47,207
Darling, do you remember
where supper is?

720
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:49,497
You know where it is.

721
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,382
I do?

722
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:55,510
In the oven, isn't it, mother?

723
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,885
Oh, yes. Yes, of course, of course.

724
00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:03,602
How silly of me.

725
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,183
She never knows.

726
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,598
I'll help you find it, mother.

727
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:10,188
- We'll be back in just a little while.
- Me too.

728
00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:11,147
<i>We cartoon characters
can have a wonderful life...</i>

729
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,270
<i>We cartoon characters
can have a wonderful life...</i>

730
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:15,234
<i>...if we only take advantage of it.</i>

731
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,491
<i>We can do anything we think of.</i>

732
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,910
<i>What do you mean, chum?</i>

733
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,664
<i>Well, supposing I decide
I want to be a mouse. Click.</i>

734
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,825
<i>I'm a mouse. Supposing...</i>

735
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:27,914
This is a good cartoon.

736
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:29,704
<i>Click. I'm myself again.</i>

737
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:33,590
- What else do you like?
- Nothing else is as good.

738
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,092
Anything can happen in cartoons.

739
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:38,129
Here we go.

740
00:58:38,306 --> 00:58:39,922
Good eatings for everybody.

741
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,216
We've brought supper, yeah.

742
00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,976
- Yes, sir.
- All right, all right.

743
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,557
Come on. Come on, Anthony.

744
00:58:45,731 --> 00:58:49,224
This is yours, dear,
in your regular place right there.

745
00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,519
And, Helen, why don't you sit right here
next to Anthony?

746
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:55,438
- This is for you, Uncle Walt.
- Thank you.

747
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,856
- There you go, mother.
- Thank you.

748
00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,946
Thank you, mother.

749
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:03,579
You're welcome, Anthony.

750
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:13,873
A-ha.

751
00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:16,466
- Mm.
- Mm, yummy.

752
00:59:16,636 --> 00:59:18,593
Oh, I love this. This is the greatest.

753
00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:20,471
It really hits the spot.

754
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,631
I just love this.

755
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,016
- Okay?
- That's wonderful, isn't it?

756
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:27,303
- Fine.
- Is it ever okay.

757
00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:30,064
Boy, this is good stuff.
I love this stuff.

758
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,234
You just take a taste of that.
You won't forget it.

759
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:37,396
Peanut butter. It's good that way.

760
00:59:38,784 --> 00:59:40,946
- It really hits the spot.
- It's the best.

761
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,862
- Peanut butter makes the burger.
- Oh, that's right. That's right.

762
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,364
Wouldn't go down otherwise.

763
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:51,001
Peanut butter's good for you.

764
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:57,374
- I could eat another plateful.
- Yeah, it's great.

765
01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:08,222
You eat like this all the time?

766
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:11,354
Anthony can always
have anything he wants.

767
01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:13,641
- Anything at all.
- Ha, ha, ha, you bet.

768
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,523
Well, don't you think it's good?

769
01:00:17,197 --> 01:00:20,235
You're young.
You need your nutrition.

770
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:23,366
You can't eat like this all the time.

771
01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:34,127
<i><i>You can't fool me.</i>

772
01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:36,538
It's not good all the time.

773
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:38,999
- No.
- No, it's not.

774
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,009
- It's not.
- You're right, Anthony.

775
01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:43,841
- That's absolutely right.
- You hit the nail on the head.

776
01:00:44,015 --> 01:00:47,178
- You're a growing boy.
- You'd never tell me that.

777
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,268
<i>No. Not "Happy Birthday." No.</i>

778
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:54,977
<i>Not "Happy Birthday."</i>

779
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:57,063
Oh.

780
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:01,105
Of course. It's a birthday supper.

781
01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:04,321
Another birthday? With presents?

782
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,360
And wishes?

783
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,872
I didn't do it.

784
01:01:14,171 --> 01:01:16,754
It's okay. Everything's okay.

785
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:20,458
I'm sorry, Anthony.
I really have to be going.

786
01:01:20,635 --> 01:01:21,921
Please don't go.

787
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,216
Uncle Walt's gonna do a trick.

788
01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:29,599
- He's gonna do a trick.
- Oh, you've got to stay.

789
01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:31,385
I'm sorry, Anthony.

790
01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:33,770
- He's gonna do a trick.
- Come back, come back.

791
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,773
- Great, great.
- Do the hat trick, Uncle Walt.

792
01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:39,355
Yes. Oh, yes. Where's the hat?

793
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,237
- Excuse me.
- It's on the TV.

794
01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:47,326
There it is. All right. Let's go.

795
01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:51,864
Now then, you've got to stay here.
You sit right down there. That's right.

796
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:55,417
The hat trick.

797
01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,874
Well, let's see...

798
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,961
Ha, ha. Nothing up the sleeve.
There we go.

799
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:04,547
That's it.
Nothing up the sleeve, see that?

800
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,347
Ha, ha, ha, well...

801
01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,601
- Nothing up the sleeve.
- Fun, isn't it?

802
01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:17,853
And, oh, I beg your pardon. Excuse me.

803
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,267
Go ahead, Uncle Walt.

804
01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:23,320
Well, oh, yes. But the hat.

805
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,481
Where's the hat?

806
01:02:25,659 --> 01:02:30,404
Oh, oh. How about that?
Yes, there we go.

807
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,868
Nothing, as you can see,
in the hat, right?

808
01:02:34,042 --> 01:02:37,455
Nothing in the hat.

809
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,583
So, uh...

810
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,623
You'll like this.

811
01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:45,667
Do it, Uncle Walt.

812
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,341
Yes, sir.

813
01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:57,062
- Go ahead, Uncle Walt.
- Yes.

814
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:20,502
Ah. Tada.

815
01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:22,504
You see?

816
01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:25,256
Isn't this fun? We do it a lot.

817
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,168
- Anthony...
- You'll love it here.

818
01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:29,461
- Really, I promise.
- No, I swear to you.

819
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,674
Do more.

820
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,104
Go away.

821
01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:55,996
Please don't go, Helen.
I can make it real nice here.

822
01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:59,409
I can make the food
just the way you said it should be.

823
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:01,202
I can even change the house.

824
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:05,206
Just say it and I can make
whatever you like.

825
01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:07,124
Just don't...

826
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:16,930
I told you. They hate me.

827
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,094
They wanna send me away
to some place bad...

828
01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:21,388
...just like my real mother and father did.

829
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:24,274
That's not right, Anthony.
You know we wouldn't do that.

830
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:26,936
No, we love you, Anthony.
Honestly, we do.

831
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:28,774
- Sure.
- They're afraid of me.

832
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,610
Everybody is.
That's why they act that way.

833
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,446
And I do everything for them.

834
01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:36,237
They can just sit around
and watch TV all day.

835
01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:39,156
No one has to do a thing. Not a thing.

836
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,041
And I'm real good all the time.

837
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:45,079
That's right. You're a good boy, Anthony.
You're a good boy. We love you.

838
01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:48,965
Yeah. Well, then I wonder
who wrote this note.

839
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:52,218
I wonder who called me a monster.

840
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,800
It wasn't me, Anthony.

841
01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:56,965
Why, I'd never do anything like that.
You know that.

842
01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,759
Don't look at me.

843
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:03,146
Me either. It wasn't any of us, Anthony.
It was her.

844
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,683
- No, it wasn't me.
- No, her. Her, her. Ethel.

845
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:09,273
It must have been Ethel.
Of course, it had to have been Ethel.

846
01:05:09,447 --> 01:05:12,064
Yes. Ethel, there you are.

847
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,858
It was Ethel. That's right.

848
01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,651
Oh, great.

849
01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:19,913
It had to have been Ethel.
Of course, it was Ethel. Of course.

850
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:23,792
Oh, I didn't know that.

851
01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:27,671
What a big surprise. Ethel, huh?

852
01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,172
Go ahead, Anthony.

853
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:31,424
Do it. Do it.

854
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,335
Do what, Ethel?

855
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:36,430
Now do you realize
you'll never get out of here?

856
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,840
You think it was an accident
you came here?

857
01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:40,304
He made it happen.

858
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:45,139
He brought you here, just like
he brought us here and kept us here.

859
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,354
Just the way he'll keep you here.

860
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:51,361
Maybe he'll get mad at you,
like he did to his real sister...

861
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,021
...and take away your mouth...

862
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,657
so you won't be able to yell
at him anymore.

863
01:05:55,827 --> 01:06:00,412
Or maybe he'll do to you
what he did to his real mother and father.

864
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:02,619
Time for you to go now, Ethel.

865
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,872
Anthony, don't.

866
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:09,504
It's a big surprise.

867
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:13,709
Just made it up.

868
01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:18,096
I'm wishing you into Cartoonland.

869
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:26,479
Jesus.

870
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:29,600
I told you cartoons are good.

871
01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:35,234
Anything can happen in them.

872
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:38,400
<i>We've been expecting you.</i>

873
01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:50,250
Run, Ethel. Run.

874
01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:11,767
Tha-- tha tha--That's all, Ethel.

875
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:23,529
I can't help it, Helen.
I don't want to hurt anybody.

876
01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:27,575
All I want is for people
not to be afraid of me.

877
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:34,131
You don't understand. Nobody does.

878
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:37,964
All I have to do is wish for something
and it happens.

879
01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,845
I can do anything.

880
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:43,549
Anything.

881
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:20,525
Wish it away, Anthony.

882
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,899
Wish it away.

883
01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:46,380
I hate this house.

884
01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:50,262
I hate everything about it.

885
01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:55,689
I wish it away. I wish it all away.

886
01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:05,649
Anthony?

887
01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:07,650
Where are we?

888
01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:09,786
Nowhere.

889
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,576
And the others?

890
01:10:12,750 --> 01:10:15,458
I sent them where they wanted to go.

891
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,835
Away from me.

892
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:19,621
It's not fair.

893
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:23,008
You're supposed to be happy
when your wishes come true.

894
01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:26,636
You're supposed to be happy
when your wishes come true.

895
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,929
Anthony, take us back.

896
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:36,935
- Take us back.
- So you can leave too?

897
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,019
And go where, Anthony?

898
01:10:42,822 --> 01:10:45,189
I've seen what you can do.

899
01:10:45,491 --> 01:10:50,907
I know you have a power,
a gift that makes you special.

900
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:54,706
You better be careful...

901
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,789
...or one day...

902
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:04,174
...it may become too big
for you to control.

903
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:08,838
Now, maybe, just maybe...

904
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:11,756
...together, we can master it...

905
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:14,009
...and learn from it.

906
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:17,558
Use it in ways you never
thought of before.

907
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,980
I'd like to be your teacher, Anthony.

908
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,857
And your student.

909
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,281
You'd stay with me?

910
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,733
Yes.

911
01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:33,036
Always?

912
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,913
Always.

913
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,205
Okay.

914
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,071
Anthony...

915
01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:12,993
...let's not do too much more of that,
okay?

916
01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:15,738
- Sure.
- Okay.

917
01:12:25,842 --> 01:12:26,923
Ah.

918
01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,583
All right.

919
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,637
Look in your pocket.

920
01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,938
Never mind.

921
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:51,924
<i>What you're looking at could be the end...</i>

922
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:54,381
<i>...of a particularly terrifying nightmare.</i>

923
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:57,513
<i>It isn't. It's the beginning.</i>

924
01:13:57,683 --> 01:14:01,176
<i>Introducing Mr. John Valentine,
air traveler.</i>

925
01:14:01,687 --> 01:14:05,351
<i>His destination: the Twilight Zone.</i>

926
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:23,747
<i>Ladies and gentlemen...</i>

927
01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:27,252
<i>...this storm has developed
a little faster than we had anticipated.</i>

928
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:31,210
<i>We're maneuvering about,
finding the smoothest spots with radar.</i>

929
01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:34,422
<i>There's a chance that we might hit
some whoopsie-daisies...</i>

930
01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:38,425
<i>...so I'm asking you to return to your seats
and fasten seat belts.</i>

931
01:14:38,599 --> 01:14:40,806
<i>Please extinguish your cigarettes.</i>

932
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:43,344
<i>Store anything that might fly about
the aircraft.</i>

933
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:46,684
<i>- Look out the Window and enjoy the flight.</i>
- Hello, in there.

934
01:14:48,192 --> 01:14:50,149
Can you hear me?

935
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,402
Hello?

936
01:14:55,408 --> 01:14:59,902
Oh, hi. It's a passenger that's been
in there for a long time.

937
01:15:00,079 --> 01:15:03,367
- Tall, fair-haired?
- Yeah, yeah. Seat 4A.

938
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:06,750
Oh, Valentine. Had a feeling about him.
White-knuckle type.

939
01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:09,411
- How are we gonna get him out?
- Is something wrong?

940
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:13,252
- Everything's fine. Return to your seat.
- Mr. Valentine? May I help you?

941
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,085
Just a moment.

942
01:15:57,136 --> 01:16:00,970
Dionne, why don't you knock?
Something could be wrong.

943
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,472
Let's give him a few more minutes.

944
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:05,637
Are you okay?

945
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:08,057
No problem.

946
01:16:08,230 --> 01:16:11,814
Mr. Valentine, I know how you feel.
Lots of people are nervous about flying.

947
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:15,318
But if you look at statistics,
you're safer up here than on the ground.

948
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:19,231
- That's right, safer than your bathroom.
- Oh, I'll be perfectly fine.

949
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:21,366
Okay?

950
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:25,245
Everything's gonna be fine.
We're gonna help you back to your seat.

951
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,781
Actually, the chances of drowning
in the bathtub...

952
01:16:27,958 --> 01:16:30,290
...is something like
800 thousandths of a percent.

953
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:33,874
Whereas air-crash fatalities,
from last year's figures...

954
01:16:34,048 --> 01:16:36,631
...the number of passengers
who traveled last year...

955
01:16:36,801 --> 01:16:39,213
...is equal to the population
of the whole country.

956
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:43,846
- Okay, I got you.
- That's 426,504,000.

957
01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,677
I forgot the rest specifically.

958
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:51,517
Who died actually at home,
they outnumber the people much more.

959
01:16:51,690 --> 01:16:53,977
And, whereas driving--
Driving? Just forget it.

960
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,518
I mean, the percentage
of people who die driving?

961
01:16:56,695 --> 01:17:01,781
- Twenty-two, 23 percent of...
- Here you go, Mr. Valentine.

962
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,659
- Do I need my boarding pass?
- No, you don't need it.

963
01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:06,570
Watch your head.

964
01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:13,126
- Thattaboy.
- I think I Spilled my drink.

965
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,541
I think I spilled my drink.

966
01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:19,252
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Here, let me fix you up.

967
01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:22,882
Put these things away here.

968
01:17:24,390 --> 01:17:27,382
<i>Micro Chip Logic.
The Liberation of the Left Brain.</i>

969
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,221
Science-fiction fan, huh?

970
01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,762
It's a textbook. Computers.

971
01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:35,022
- Do you really read this stuff?
- I wrote it.

972
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,773
My goodness, so you did.

973
01:17:36,944 --> 01:17:40,107
I tell you what, we'll put this away
and you try to get some sleep.

974
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:43,615
No, no, no.
I'd like you to leave the light on, please.

975
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:46,321
Okay. I'll take this, okay?

976
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,031
Come on.

977
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:50,788
Tell you what,
I'll put this in a safe place.

978
01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,576
Look, you're gonna be fine,
so cheer up. Okay?

979
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:56,369
Get me some water.

980
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:02,087
- Let's get this seat belt fastened.
- Is something wrong?

981
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:04,298
Oh, no. Everything's fine.

982
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:07,346
- Look, we're not supposed to do this.
- What?

983
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:10,429
But I have these sedatives.
They might help you sleep.

984
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:15,018
No, it's all right. I don't need anything.
I'll be fine.

985
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,727
- They're very mild.
- No.

986
01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:20,064
Thank you, but I'll be all right.

987
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,191
This will cost you 4 bucks.

988
01:18:23,365 --> 01:18:25,106
- What did you say?
- Only kidding.

989
01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:28,117
Well, I'm not.
We've gotta get you back to your seat.

990
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:30,324
- I wanna stay here.
- Oh, no, no, no.

991
01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,363
We've gotta get you back here.

992
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,953
Here we go.
Now let's fasten your seat belt.

993
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,835
- I don't need my seat belt fastened.
- Oh, yes, you do.

994
01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:40,622
- Wouldn't want you to fall out.
- I'm not gonna fall out.

995
01:18:40,799 --> 01:18:42,961
Not if you sit here you won't. Okay?

996
01:18:43,135 --> 01:18:44,796
Okay.

997
01:18:45,638 --> 01:18:48,130
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

998
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:51,140
- You sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

999
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:54,894
Look, I'm Dionne.
Anything you need, call me.

1000
01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:58,974
Well, thank you,
but I'm sure I'll be fine.

1001
01:19:00,319 --> 01:19:03,277
Really. I'll be fine.

1002
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,321
Okay.

1003
01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,336
You heard the captain. No smoking.

1004
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,842
No smoking.

1005
01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:13,570
Oh, my God.

1006
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:17,449
There's something out there!

1007
01:21:17,623 --> 01:21:19,705
There's something moving.
I'm sure I saw it.

1008
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,582
- Out there on the wing.
- Where?

1009
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:24,084
- There's a man on the wing of this plane!
- What?

1010
01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:28,630
- Where?
- There's a man...

1011
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:30,758
Where?

1012
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:50,944
I don't see...

1013
01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:52,776
Of course there isn't anything.

1014
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,317
There was somebody there.
You've gotta believe me.

1015
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:57,986
I saw him. Green and slimy.

1016
01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:00,905
- Leave the poor man alone.
- I'm only trying to help.

1017
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,824
You've got to humor them.

1018
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,663
It was lightning.
At first I thought it was an animal.

1019
01:22:05,838 --> 01:22:08,671
Some kind of bird or something,
but it was a man.

1020
01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:11,799
There was flames coming out
of the engine...

1021
01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:15,052
...and then a flash and then smoke.

1022
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:19,090
Maybe it was a technician who was
caught on the plane when it took off.

1023
01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,680
How could he survive out there?
The air's too thin.

1024
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,845
The blast of the wind.

1025
01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:27,223
It's so cold.

1026
01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:35,030
It's impossible, isn't it?

1027
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:43,114
My God. I feel so stupid.

1028
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,003
Can you imagine?

1029
01:22:57,181 --> 01:23:01,425
A naked man crawling along
the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet.

1030
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:04,390
There's no reason to feel embarrassed,
Mr. Valentine.

1031
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:07,021
Just try to get some sleep.

1032
01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:09,982
It's amazing, the mind.

1033
01:23:10,152 --> 01:23:13,440
How the eyes can make you see something
that isn't even there.

1034
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:17,239
There's a man in Seat 3F
who's completely freaking out.

1035
01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:19,366
You're just gonna have to deal with him.

1036
01:23:19,536 --> 01:23:22,198
It's all right.
You don't have to stay with me.

1037
01:23:22,372 --> 01:23:25,114
I know you have other passengers
to attend to.

1038
01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:28,125
- I'd be happy to sit with you till you sleep.
- No.

1039
01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,957
It's probably easier for me if I'm alone.

1040
01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:33,748
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.

1041
01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:36,588
I'm drowsy already.

1042
01:23:41,934 --> 01:23:43,971
See? Ha, ha.

1043
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,430
Okay.

1044
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:39,506
Hostess, get the handcuffs!

1045
01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,334
I saw it. I saw it.

1046
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:58,606
I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm all right.
Don't touch me, don't touch me.

1047
01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:00,440
Let him up.

1048
01:26:01,865 --> 01:26:04,448
FAA security.
You want me to take care of this?

1049
01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:05,733
No. He'll be all right.

1050
01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:08,744
- You've gotta land this plane.
- Look, just take your seat.

1051
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:10,825
Can you get this together here, please?

1052
01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:13,707
Get everybody to sit down.
Sit down, get in your seats.

1053
01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:16,118
I want all the passengers
in their seats.

1054
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:17,502
You've got to get out of the sky.

1055
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:18,754
Thank you.

1056
01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:20,164
- Land us!
- It's okay.

1057
01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:23,380
- Fly this thing down.
- It's all right. Deep breaths.

1058
01:26:23,553 --> 01:26:26,591
- You know where you are?
- Yes. You gotta get us on the ground.

1059
01:26:26,765 --> 01:26:28,722
- Take care of the little girl.
- Okay.

1060
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:30,098
Come here, darling.

1061
01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:33,226
Handcuffs. Far out.

1062
01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:36,980
- That's it, relax.
- Come on, honey. You belong over here.

1063
01:26:37,150 --> 01:26:39,266
- Mommy.
- Attagirl. That's it.

1064
01:26:39,444 --> 01:26:41,401
Mommy, a strange man, he's got me.

1065
01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:44,233
- Everything's all right.
- What has she done this time?

1066
01:26:44,449 --> 01:26:48,784
Take deep breaths, Mr. Valentine.
Deep, long breaths.

1067
01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:51,779
That's it. Slow, relax.

1068
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,407
That's it.

1069
01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:57,126
We're safe.

1070
01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:00,371
We're gonna have a little talk.

1071
01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:04,132
Now, what seems to be the problem?

1072
01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:09,555
Would you look out that window, please?

1073
01:27:18,984 --> 01:27:21,442
What was I supposed to see out there?

1074
01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:28,240
Nothing.

1075
01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:32,028
Nothing at all. I'm sorry I shouted.

1076
01:27:32,205 --> 01:27:34,492
Mr. Valentine,
you've got to see this my way.

1077
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,533
I'm the first officer of an airplane
in a severe storm.

1078
01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:39,543
Now, I have an irrational passenger.

1079
01:27:39,713 --> 01:27:43,377
You're threatening the safety of this aircraft
and frightening the passengers.

1080
01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:46,042
You either calm down
or we're gonna handcuff you.

1081
01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:48,802
Listen, there is something wrong
with this airplane.

1082
01:27:48,972 --> 01:27:53,182
If somebody doesn't do something about it,
we're all gonna die.

1083
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,518
That's D-I-E, die.

1084
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:59,305
You big silly.
You used to be a normal person.

1085
01:27:59,483 --> 01:28:01,941
- Shelly.
- Sit down, darling. Come on, okay?

1086
01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:03,942
Mr. Valentine.

1087
01:28:05,322 --> 01:28:07,689
What do you think's wrong
with this aircraft?

1088
01:28:09,743 --> 01:28:11,609
There's an engine out.

1089
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,403
Which one?

1090
01:28:13,705 --> 01:28:15,537
The one on the outside.

1091
01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:19,041
Outboard Number 1.
It's out, isn't it?

1092
01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:23,375
- What makes you think that?
- Never mind about that. It's true, isn't it?

1093
01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:27,132
Nine minutes ago,
Outboard 1 was struck by lightning.

1094
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:29,794
- There was a flameout and we lost it.
- Lightning?

1095
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:31,553
Lightning.

1096
01:28:33,350 --> 01:28:36,559
Mr. Valentine,
this aircraft has four engines.

1097
01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:40,096
The possibility of us losing one
of the remaining three is remote.

1098
01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:42,731
Are you sure it was just lightning?

1099
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:45,893
Absolutely.

1100
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:52,825
Listen, we're gonna be landing
in about 20 minutes.

1101
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:58,281
There is the highest probability
that we'll survive this flight.

1102
01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:01,621
Okay.

1103
01:29:06,174 --> 01:29:09,166
We'll see you downstairs in 20 minutes.
Sit down.

1104
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,130
Buckle them up.

1105
01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,552
Are you okay?

1106
01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:45,210
No. No, no, no.

1107
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:53,794
I love you, baby.

1108
01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:56,805
Hail Mary, full of grace.
The Lord is with thee.

1109
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:22,872
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

1110
01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:30,255
We're gonna die.

1111
01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:35,094
Please, sir,
would you please just take your seat?

1112
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:37,425
Nothing, nothing. Help.

1113
01:30:37,807 --> 01:30:39,263
Sir? Sir?

1114
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,675
Mommy. Mommy.

1115
01:30:44,105 --> 01:30:47,973
What are you doing now?
That's very bad manners, you know.

1116
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:51,443
Didn't anyone ever
teach you manners, huh?

1117
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:54,446
Come on. Come on.

1118
01:30:59,913 --> 01:31:01,449
We're all gonna die.

1119
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,122
Damn.

1120
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:04,580
Damn.

1121
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,651
My gun.

1122
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:42,073
Oh, my God. He's got a gun.

1123
01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,462
And that's exactly how it happened.

1124
01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,427
I'm practically a hero.

1125
01:33:22,889 --> 01:33:24,095
Would you believe that?

1126
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,426
If that weather hadn't broke...

1127
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,183
...we would have never have gotten
this baby down.

1128
01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:30,143
What a hell of a night.

1129
01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:34,147
We got the storm, we got the flameout,
and then that freak show.

1130
01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:37,435
Not to mention the gun.
The gun was awful.

1131
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,319
- He didn't have a gun.
- He had a gun?

1132
01:33:39,489 --> 01:33:41,821
No, no, no, he didn't have a gun.
It was my gun.

1133
01:33:41,991 --> 01:33:44,699
- I'm FAA. I'm authorized to have a gun.
- He was so crazy.

1134
01:33:44,869 --> 01:33:47,531
He smashed the window.
What was he trying to do, get out?

1135
01:33:47,705 --> 01:33:48,866
It's claustrophobia.

1136
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,372
They'd rather fall to the ground
than stay aboard.

1137
01:33:51,543 --> 01:33:54,535
- I've seen it happen. I've seen it.
- You'd have to be wacko.

1138
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:57,044
He was frightened,
but I didn't think he was crazy.

1139
01:33:57,215 --> 01:33:59,673
But he said he saw something
out on the wing alive.

1140
01:33:59,843 --> 01:34:02,756
Max, we lost Number 1.
Check out Number 2, will you?

1141
01:34:02,929 --> 01:34:05,671
Somebody give me a light.
I want the gear pinned.

1142
01:34:05,849 --> 01:34:07,510
- Let's chock these tires.
- Right.

1143
01:34:07,684 --> 01:34:10,472
Franco, let me know what's going on
with these flaps.

1144
01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:13,512
I wanna know if there's any fuel
leaking out of this baby.

1145
01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:16,227
And get these people out of here.

1146
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,400
<i>Yeah, that's fine, Made.</i>

1147
01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:25,072
Everything's okay here, Max.

1148
01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:31,071
Max. Max! Max!

1149
01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:36,418
Holy Toledo.

1150
01:34:36,588 --> 01:34:40,081
Hey, you guys, what happened up there?

1151
01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:53,593
That's enough of that noise, huh?

1152
01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,604
Who needs it anyway?
How about a little music?

1153
01:34:57,233 --> 01:34:58,940
Sure.

1154
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:07,490
Hey, that's...

1155
01:35:07,827 --> 01:35:09,238
That's...

1156
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:13,080
I love Creedence.

1157
01:35:14,292 --> 01:35:16,784
So you had a big scare up there, huh?

1158
01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:19,077
Oh, yeah.

1159
01:35:20,381 --> 01:35:22,918
Wanna see something really scary?

1160
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:34,969
<i>There is a fifth dimension
beyond that which is know to man.</i>

1161
01:35:35,146 --> 01:35:38,480
<i>It is the middle ground
between light and shadow...</i>

1162
01:35:38,650 --> 01:35:40,937
<i>...between science and superstition...</i>

1163
01:35:41,110 --> 01:35:46,901
<i>...and it lies between the pit of man's fears
and the summit of his knowledge.</i>

1164
01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:49,191
<i>This is the dimension of imagination.</i>

1165
01:35:49,369 --> 01:35:53,454
<i>It is an area which we call
the Twilight Zone.</i>


